Juice Review: Cloud 8’s “Oh My Honey”

If melons became the ultimate weapon against diabetics, they would taste exactly like our next reviewed juice, Cloud 8’s “Oh My Honey”. Sadly, we didn’t want to review this juice because we don’t feel like being jerks. Then again, our mission is to save you money, and if saving money means you won’t buy this juice, then allow us to be the U.S. Marines leading the way into the fight. OORAH MARINES, thank you for your service. Let’s get this over with as if it was a drunken mistake.

1. Flavor: Extremely sweet...so sweet, that it only took about 15 minutes for us to get sick of it. We had friends try it out and they too booed it. Yes, there is melon in it, but so many better companies out there than this. Honestly, we’re trying to pretend this never happened. This gives it a sad score of 5 out of 20 possible points.

2. PG/VG: The bottle doesn’t state the ratio and we’re not going to bother looking it up. Either way from our cloud production and throat hit results, it scores a 10 out of 20 possible points.

3. Daily Vaping: Yeah…you can vape this, if you went broke and all the greater juices were empty and finished with. This gives it another 5 out 20 possible points.

4. Gunk: One of our fresh builds had to be rebuilt, due to the flavor sticking around after two hours of consistent vaping on another flavor. Cloud 8, you owe us some 24g wire and Japanese cotton, plus 2mls of Nick’s Blissful Brew “Lush” flavor. This scores it 0 out of 20 possible points.

5. Price: The price for this juice at the vape store we went was $11 for a 15ml bottle. Still, these were $11 that shouldn’t have been spent. The flavor’s recipe needs major improvement before it can score any higher than 0 out of 20 possible points.

Honestly don’t buy this juice, it’s way too sweet and the hints of melon don’t really make up for the sweetness.

Final Score: 20 out of 100 possible points.

Juice Review: White Label Juice Co.’s “Cheesecake”

Cheesecakes are great desserts, unless you suffer from diabetes, then they’re a risky decision. Not to worry, White Label Juice Co. has your Hemoglobin A1C’s back with their delicious flavor “Cheesecake”. Allow us to give you 5 possible reasons why.

1. Flavor: The flavor is exactly what you want…Le Cheesecake. Now, I know many of you might mention brands that are about equivalent in pricing, but remember White Label Juice Co. is one of the top brands when it comes to portions, flavor, and pricing. This flavor ultimately tops most competitors out there. Creamy smooth inhale, creamy smooth exhale, no bitter taste and for that we thank you with an awesome 20 out of 20 possible points.

2. PG/VG: Once again another 100% VG mixture, meaning, ULTIMATE CLOUD CRED!!! And it has flavor, unbelievable. Another 20 out of 20 possible points.

3. Daily Vaping: Of course you can vape this all day, but why vape it with a serving of actual cheesecake, have some sort of Chessecakeception… Another 20 out of 20 possible points.

4. Gunk: I think it’s pretty clear that White Label Juice Co. hates rebuilding or cleaning and rewicking because of shitty flavors. So, they save us this effort by providing a juice that doesn’t gunk your coils. Another 20 out of 20 possible points.

5. Price: $22 for a 100ml of 100% VG or you can wait till Sunday and starting at noon you can order a 3 30ml of your choice of level and flavor for $22. For this they are awarded another 20 out of 20 possible points

Final Score 100 out of 100 possible points. 

To purchase visit www.WhiteLabelJuiceCo.com

 

Juice Review: White Label Juice Co.’s “Strawberry Custard”

Unicorn Milk might be great and surely there are other companies that have gone after the recipe to create a flavor of their own that is meant to be similar to Cuttwood’s notorious flavor. Sadly, most of them have reached levels of satisfaction anywhere between five through six out of ten. Recently, Cuttwood’s “Unicorn Milk” finally met its match.

We present to you, White Label Juice Co.’s “Strawberry Custard”. Most of you who have already gone through the series of bland and failure juices that have been created to compete against “Unicorn Milk”, might be saying something around the lines as, “Great another crappy flavor that a series of unprofessional self-proclaimed tasters are going to try to sell us”. Well, first off, no we’re not going to sell it to you, White Label Juice Co. will do that themselves at www.whitelabeljuiceco.com. What we’re going to do, is tell you that this juice delivers the taste that we crave for and blows through your assumed expectations of failure. This is the closest thing to Cuttwood’s flavor for an amazing price. But let’s get down to the break down.

1. Flavor: As we explained earlier, this juice delivers the flavor and at the same time gives you something unique. Hard to explain, but for some reason, ‘Unicorn Milk” tends to have a crappy after taste, especially with new cotton. Those first few drips ruin it for you, “Strawberry Custard”, not at all. The after taste screams strawberries and at the same time the smoothness of it says “hit it again ya pussy!!”. This scores a 20 out of 20 possible points.

2. PG/VG: Great news, 100% VG blend…meaning ULTIMATE CLOUD CRED!!!!!!, blowing clouds for days. If your significant other loves you blowing clouds, prepare for the lovin…if you know what we mean. Throat hit, nonexistent, unless you count the nicotine level, then it varies, the highest we went and stayed at was a 6mg level. Scoring a 20 out of 20 possible points, there’s no error why this is one of the best reviewed flavors.

3. Daily Vaping: Seriously, you can vape this all day, the flavor never gets dull, and the longer you let it steep, the better it gets. This gives another great 20 out of 20 possible points.

4. Gunk: Never heard of it, with this juice, gunk on your coils is also nonexistent, you’ll end up burning your cotton while attempting to conserve the juice you have left in the bottle because it’s that delicious. Our coils say to give it another 20 out of 20 possible points.

5. Price: (*Reviewers in the background* “FINISH HIM!!!”) The ultimate fatality on Cuttwood’s “Unicorn Milk”, a onesided fist fight. Sadly, White Label Juice Co. mostly sells their juices in 100ml bottles and this is the part where you might start crying. Remember, we are Vape Cheap, we want to save you money. So here’s the good news, they sell these flavors in 0mg, 3mg, and 6mg nicotine levels. The price for these 100ml bottles...(drum roll, suspenseful music) $19.99 plus tax w/free shipping. WHAT!? Yup, $22, also, on Sundays starting at noon and while supplies last, you can purchase their “Sampler Pack” in any nicotine level, which includes 3 that’s right 3 30ml 100%VG bottles for….$19.99. Are you #MINDBLOWN yet? Well you should be. For those awesome non greedy reasons, they score another 20 out of 20 possible points.

Final Report: 100 out of a 100 possible points.

Vape Cheap, cause healthy alternatives shouldn’t cost you an arm and a leg.

Visit White Label Juice Co. at www.whitelabeljuiceco.com